wtf what do 3/4 of my followers do because they sure don’t reblog or like my posts

seriously what do you guys do

are you waiting for something

what are you waiting for

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internetexplorers:

mayameows:

internetexplorers:

i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them

I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?

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ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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lesliecrusher:

do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space

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mossball:

white people who describe their nationality in fractions

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sojetlife:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.

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meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

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